| THREEMILEISLAND | Full health
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| ITSAWONDERFUL | Extra life
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| POPQUIZHOTSHOT | 1000 bullets
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| ONANDONANDON | Maximum continues
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| SLAUGHTERHOUSE | Access to first 5 levels on the File menu
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| IDDQD and IDKFA | Each will show a different credit screen
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| HATMAN | Turns Jim into a stick figure
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| PULSATING | Makes Jim look like Groucho
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| BLOATED | Makes Jim have an afro
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| FESTERING | Makes Jim have a red afro
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| SWEATY | Makes Jim have big lips
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| PUSFILLED | Makes Jim have antennae
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| MALFORMED | Makes Jim have glasses
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| SLUGFORABUTT | Makes Jim have an arrow thorugh his head and a weird face
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